Everyone Who's Eternally Single Can Relate To Geordie Shore's Abbie Holborn Right Now
One thing we can all agree is that Geordie Shore lass Abbie Holborn is forever speaking words of wisdom, and whether she's serving the perfect comeback to a troll or offering out top girly advice, she always gets it absolutely spot on.
And over the weekend the relatable lass proved she's just as single as us when she took to social media to long for a bae (even if it was for some pretty questionable reasons).
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If you're reading this then let's face it, you're probably single and you too were forced to see couples perfectly co-ordinating their Halloween outfits over the weekend.
Abbie summed up what all the billy no boyfs were thinking: "Can’t wait to have a boyfriend so when it’s Halloween we can both go as a dead bride and groom just for the caption till death do us part," she wrote.
And before you come at us trying to say that a partner isn't just good for upping your Insta game, please bore off 'cause everyone knows co-ordinated couple pics absolutely bang on the 'gram.
And she didn't stop there, once her Halloween night was done (without her dead groom by her side) the inevitable needy hangover phase kicked in.
"Who wants to be my boyfriend for Sunday’s only? Must like Parmos and Techno," she wrote on Twitter.
We've all been there, your mates have all gone home to their significant others to order dominos feed four for £20 between the two of them. Some might have even have ventured out for a roast with 'this one', and there you are debating whether to take yourself to a maccers drive-through on your ones again.
Oh, and we don't blame her for seeking a techno-lover either. Isn't it, like, scientifically proven that couples who rave together stay together?
Obviously, boyfriends tend to be good for more than just snacks and pics and partying, but we definitely don't think the lass is asking for much.
If YOU think you reach all of Abbie's criteria then please @ her 'cause our lass deserves all that and more.
Don't forget to catch Abbie on Geordie Shore Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV!