Woman's Facebook Post Thanking Adele For Helping Her Dump Her 'Dirtbag' Boyfriend Goes Viral
Prepare for some pretty colourful language
Break ups always suck and no one knows that better than Adele, who it seems fair to say has turned her heartbreak into one of the most lucrative music careers the industry has ever seen.
But while we might not all have piles of fifty pound notes to mop up our tears, she's still helped out the best of us, including this woman, whose Facebook post thanking Adele for helping her dump her 'cheating, dirtbag' of an ex-boyfriend has gone viral.
The post in question comes from Stephanie, a Northern Irish woman who decided to share her story on Adele's Facebook page and whose rather colourful description of her breakup has since been liked over 64,000 times.
What makes her story so great is that besides being painfully honest and something that anyone who's ever had their heart stamped on is going to find all too familiar, it's also a pretty hilarious explanation of how Adele's music is reponsible for performing unexpected everyday miracles.
The tale itself documents one fairly drunken night just after the split when Stephanie was feeling at her lowest, so we should warn you to expect a lot of swearing and some pretty graphic details, just in case you're of a sensitive disposition.
“I had just split up with my two-timing, lying, cheating dirtbag… 2 weeks previous when you sang at the Brit Awards," Stephanie writes. “I still lived with the prick and went on a ‘f*** you and your secret love child’ night out with my mates. I had got pissed as a newt in an hour!
“I came home crashing through the front door absolutely wasted, obliviously trailing dog s*** on my shoes, right through my lovely hallway. I made my way to the kitchen bin where I puked my guts up and pissed my pants whilst doing so. I stumbled into the living room and pressed play on your recorded performance of Someone Like You on the TV.
“I sang and cried at the top of my lungs, believing I was you and belted out every word to the bastard in the doorway looking at me in disgust, " She continues. "I didn’t give a s***. I was pissed and I was a woman, with feelings and a heart, and I deserved better. There I was with dog s*** on my shoes, sick on my dress, standing in pissy tights and pants with zero dignity and not knowing what I was gonna do now.
“Feels like a million years ago now but I just wanted you to know about it. I’m now free… totally cured and healed by the man of my dreams, my best buddy (and now husband). Thanks for helping me through it all. All my love, respect and deepest thanks.”
We always knew Adele was a miracle worker, but this is some next level stuff.
That said, while she is yet to personally respond to this epic post, the best response so far actually comes from Stephanie's new husband.
“I’ll be with you in the years to come to wipe away any tears, clean any accidents and hold your hair when you’re ill," he replied on the post. “Step in dog s***, your f****** cleaning it up yourself.”
And who said romance was dead?
- By Lindsay Foley.