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21 TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE Divergent Memes

Warning: these could make even a Candor blush.

Thursday, March 10, 2016 - 16:53

Divergent fans take their fandom very seriously, but that doesn't mean there aren't some RATHER QUESTIONABLE Divergent memes.

Warning: these could make even a Candor blush.

1. The numbers add up

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With a cast as sexually attractive as Divergent’s, it’s probably no surprise that the internet is so thirsty for anything Four-related.

2. Cancel all my appointments

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Time is a construct and doesn’t exist, ‘specially when Four takes his top off.

3. “Only…partially”

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4. Do you believe in divine intervention?

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In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth. Then he created Tobias Eaton and yay, it was good. Amen.

5. Trapped in a glass case of sexual frustration

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Before Divergent = <3, after Divergent = <4. If you need us to step up Tris, we will.

6. Stahhhhhppp it

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Hashtag sexually frustrated, hashtag Fourtris 4eva.

7. Well, that’s just meme/mean

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Poor Edward. Will probably only make sense if you’ve read the books though, tbh.

8. No love triangle in Divergent? Think again

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If you preferred one over the other, would that make you Tobiased?

9. Ruh roh

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10. Actually, this is more awkward

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Hands up who wanted to see a The Fault In Our Stars x Divergent crossover? Would that be too weird? That would be too weird, wouldn’t it?

11. Yup. Too weird.

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There’s Dauntless and then there’s this.

12. Draw me like one of your Erudite girls

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We always knew Jeanine was a bit of a secret saucepot.

13. The best cake in all the factions

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Are you Dauntless cake? Because I would love a piece of you.

14. My faction is Amity….

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…but you make me feel Dauntless. Or Er-RUDE-ite.

15. WHERE IS THE NEAREST LIFT?

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I like my men like I like my tea. Hot and British.

16. The Foutris awakens

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We’re always ready.

17. 50 Shades Of Tobias

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We don’t want to say we’ll be at the front of the crowd, but we’ve made a banner already.

18. Sometimes being a third wheel isn’t that bad

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Unless you’re Peter, in which case you’d be desperately looking for a butter knife.

19. I volunteer as tribute!

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We’re no pansycake <jumps off roof>

20. And then there was any time Theo James opened his mouth:

We’d totally choose that faction, too. Not to mention it’d also be totally fabulous.

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Errr, whut?

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This can’t be legal?

21. AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

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SHEO IS REAL!

- By Becky Suter @becky_super

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Daisy’s full name is Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley, but her “Star Wars name” (if we used her middle name, rather than her mum’s maiden name) would be Ridda Jazlo, which is pretty awesome.

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She’s the youngest of five sisters, & they all watched Star Wars again after she was announced as the new lead.

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She’s got a deaf and blind dog called Muffin. Awwwww!

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Daisy previously popped up in the video for “Lights On” by Wiley (feat Angel & Tinchy Stryder), back in 2013.

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And she was also in an episode of Casualty, which she says was more exciting than being in Star Wars.

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You **would** have also seen her in 'The Inbetweeners 2,' had her scenes not been cut. Bet they feel silly now.

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Daisy used to work in London pub, so we reckon she’d be right at home pulling space-pints in the infamous Mos Eisley cantina.

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Her favourite film as a kid was 'Matilda,' because she wanted to “be a girl who could make a jug of water tip into a glass”. Maybe she’ll get to use some Jedi mind moves in Ep VIII?

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The Force is fierce with this one: Daisy’s fave TV show is 'RuPaul’s Drag Race'.

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For Halloween, she and her friends did ‘Drag or Die’, & she went as her favourite queen Trinity K. Bonet. Yasss, Daisy, yasss!

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Her hidden talent is knitting; she makes really long scarves.

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Daisy admits she’s not an “uberfan” of Star Wars, but she’s working on correcting her film knowledge.

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However, her favourite character from the original films is Yoda.

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Daisy had a “really weird feeling” which pushed her to audition for Rey; was it the Force? We bet it was the Force.

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It was months before she could tell anyone she’d bagged her big role, so she’s good at keeping secrets too.

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You’re more likely to find her “going to the gym on the bus” rather than the red carpet, just like us!

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She’s super-fit, & trained up to five times a week in order to perform her own stunts. Just like us!

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Princess Leia herself, Carrie Fisher, gave her dating tips & advice on avoiding crazy superfans.

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The first thing she said to Harrison Ford (Han Solo) was, “My mum’s a fan.”

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She was sent to a performing arts school because she was very naughty as a kid, and her mum thought it would keep her busy.

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But according to Star Wars co-star John Boyega (Finn) she still went on to steal Harrison Ford’s golf-cart for a drive while they were filming, because she was “bored”.

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She was cast straight from school to E4’s 'Youngers,' playing a student called Jessie.

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Acting is in the family: her great uncle was in 'Dad’s Army' (maybe ask your grandparents).

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Her worst habit is singing; she lost a bet with J.J. Abrams that she couldn’t go a full day without bursting into song.

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Luckily, according to her dad Daisy’s quite good at carrying a tune. Maybe she should audition for “The X-Wing Factor”? Sorrynotsorry.

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You might have licked her face: Daisy appears on the new Royal Mail Star Wars postage stamps, along with droid BB-8.

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Director J.J Abrams told her off for talking to the BB-8 bot like a child, reminding her he’s actually a serious character. But he’s so cute!

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She’s not a fan of Rey’s goggles. They’re good for the desert, but not hygiene, “There was a lot of dribble,” she says.

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Rey apparently has a resting bitch-face; when Daisy had to be scanned so they could make all the new toys, she says Rey’s facial expression “tended to be a scowl.”

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Her favourite piece of Ep VII merch is the bobblehead Rey, with its “Eyebrows on fleeeeeeeeek!”

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She uses words like “fleeeeeek”, which make her doubly amazing.

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