15 Times Amy Schumer Won Life
Because ultimate funny girl goals...
In case you have been living under a Twitter-sized rock for the past year, there’s a new comedienne in town who has been slowly taking over TV screens, cinema screens and all of the internets with her brilliantly honest, candid and outspoken overshares.
Amy Schumer has been revealing too much about her sex life, insulting celebrities and just generally being an awesome spokesperson for feminism since her TV show Inside Amy Schumer first aired in 2013, but she has only recently started to getting the attention she deserves thanks to her new film Trainwreck being released in cinemas this week.
Which is just the excuse we need to remind ourselves of all of Amy’s best and funniest life-wins.
Roasting Charlie Sheen
Let’s hope Bruce Willis didn’t see the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen. Or knows how to work a gif.
Amy’s “Last Fuckable Day”
Calling out ageism in Hollywood the best way possible: with a picnic, a rowing boat, a flaming arrow and an endless run of filthy talk.
Non-consensual sexytime with Star Wars
Amy’s recent GQ photoshoot saw her getting sexy in bed with R2-D2 and C-3PO… only for Disney to make a statement saying that they “did not authorize, participate in or condone the inappropriate use of our characters in this manner”. Yikes.
Trip down the red carpet
A moment that really put Amy on the map – pretending to trip and fall on the red carpet in front of Kim Kardashian, who just about managed a weak smile, and Kanye West, who just kept his usual “I think I can taste a fart” expression.
Insults have suddenly got way more harsh and personal.
MTV Movie Awards auditions
As host of this year’s awards, Amy shared her far-too-literal auditions of the year’s big awards-hitters. Just be grateful she didn’t do one for Whiplash.
Oh no, wait – here it is
J.K. Simmons reprising his role as YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE from Whiplash. In other news, “tramp stamp” is now our preferred cuss of choice.
Appearing drunk and naked on the cover of Entertainment Weekly is cool enough, but calling attention to her un-airbrushed plus-size? That’s sheer class.
Milk Milk Lemonade
Just FYI, you’re going to be singing “This is where my poo comes out” for the rest of the day now. We’re so sorry.
Never, ever leave your phone around Amy. Or at least always lock it first. Amateur.
What? Some doctors actually say that one glass of wine can be good for you.
Amy won the Trailblazer Award at this year’s Glamour Awards and instead of just thanking her mum, she had the entire room in hysterics.
Goading Mike Tyson at the Charlie Sheen roast
This is literally the bravest thing anyone has ever done.
Anyone remember the Ice Bucket Challenge?
Amy somehow got the rules of the challenge wrong. At least it (presumably) wasn’t boiling hot.
Action Man Bra
We have no idea what this even is, but Amy is totally owning it.
By Matt Looker (@marziepanic)