Brangelina: Bun Officially In Oven

Brangelina are a couple and they're having a baby " it's official!

After months of tabloid speculation and ridiculous denials from their publicists in the face of overwhelming proof, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally admitted they're an item and that she's up the duff.

The news will come as an enormous shock to the literally dozens of people around the world who believed the party line that the pair were just good friends.

In a lengthy, heartfelt, brutally honest statement, Ange's publicist Cindy Guagenti said: "I can confirm it's true."

Brad's four-year marriage to Jennifer Aniston disintegrated last year while he was filming Mr and Mrs Smith with Ange.

JH