Anna Kendrick

30 Anna Kendrick Tweets That Prove She Owns The Internet

The Pitch Perfect star hits the dirty 30...

Saturday, August 8, 2015 - 19:54

The totally Pitch Perfect Anna Kendrick turns 30 today, August 9th - yup, Tiny Mouse is really 3 and 0! Happy birthday, Anna!

In celebration of Ms. Kendrick's three decades on the planet, we've gathered 30 of her funniest tweets, which essentially prove she owns the internet.

We have the same problem

For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 2, 2013

So. Many. Feels.

Hey Pixar, maybe put some louder music in those sad moments so a bitch can sniffle undetected. #InsideOut
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 16, 2015

So is our grandma! And, appropriately, she's called Anna too.

I'm the police dog of finding stuff to complain about.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 14, 2015

Wild.

I cut my finger and used a can opener one handed. I am Bear Grylls.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 14, 2015

We never thought about it like that...

Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 26, 2015

Summer problems.

That thing where you haven't shaved your legs in a bit so you decide to wait and get a wax but then you don't do that either.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 20, 2015

Celebrating Pitch Perfect 2's success.

No.1??? Half naked supermodels in Mad Max and y'all went to see awkward chicks sing and do vagina jokes?? This is a world I can get behind👯✊
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 18, 2015

YES!

Dear @ArianaGrande,

Where do you buy clothes?

Thank you in advance,
Short girls everywhere
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 11, 2015

We're really confused now...

I don't think having an Ambien addiction would be all that bad. But that might just be the Ambien talking.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 8, 2015

YUP.

Most of the interviews I do. pic.twitter.com/FHiA3eJiWv
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 4, 2015

Keeping it real.

I own a washing machine now but I still hoard quarters like they are rare gems. #BrokeKidShit
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 27, 2015

Trying to ease our #ZaynPain.

I heard @onedirection has a job opening... and from certain angles I look like a british teenage boy soooooooooooo
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 17, 2015

It's the freakin' weekend baby, I'm about to have me some fun.

Today I have to pretend I DON'T know all the lyrics to Remix to Ignition #ActingChallenges
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 1, 2015

Maybe you should bake Kanye some of that pie?

I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) November 4, 2014

Damn you, Haribo.

I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 30, 2014

Asking for a friend.

Can Claire Underwood from House of Cards please do an exercise tape where she's like cold and dispassionate but she gives you a perfect ass?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 30, 2015

Kim Kardashian once pooped on us. *not really

They say you shouldn't meet your heroes. And they're right cause I met a baby raccoon once and it pooped on my shoulder.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 19, 2015

Punny.

Anna-Ken-Drink-You-Under-The-Table #MakeACelebrityIrish #AlreadyIrish #HappyStPatricksDay
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 17, 2015

They should really market it as that.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 "apple watch" as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 9, 2015

#GirlCrush.

Jade looks great naked. Not that I googled it. Like.... a friend... showed me.... #TheBachelor
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 3, 2015

Aren't we all?

Never a diva. But occasionally a real dick.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 4, 2015

Credit where credit's due.

All jokes aside, @katyperry your voice tonight was actually unreal. So were your boobs. That is also not a joke to me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 2, 2015

And brooding.

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2015

So awks.

Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2015

She’s in the money.

You guys, I legit just got a residual check from the B'way show I did when I was twelve. $1.91. Show business does pay off kids.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 16, 2015

Say crack again.

Nothing like an episode of Intervention to make me want a little afternoon glass of wine. #AndToTryCrack
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 7, 2015

Socks for their sex doll?

Every year the same question: what the hell are you supposed to buy men for Christmas? Besides socks or a sex doll?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 17, 2014

Best buds 4 lyf.

Letterman booked me on my first ever talk show. Tonight we discuss doing drugs and sex toys. He's the best. pic.twitter.com/RIOcWuaHMs
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 17, 2014

Men just don't wear tights as well.

Watching a grown woman play an adolescent boy is perhaps the most sexually confusing moment of my life. #PeterPanLive
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 5, 2014

Lost Boys need love, too!

Why are ALL these bitches after Peter's D? What's so great about him? (Other than the boobs) #PeterPanLive
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 5, 2014