By Tamara Roper

Despite only being available to buy for a few days, the iPhone 6 has been gathering its share of neggy criticism, with one user even ‘fixing’ his by grinding the annoying protruding camera off with heavy machinery.

Then there are the tales of the gadget bending in the pockets of skinny jean-wearing gentlemen, which begs the question, what else can you now NOT do as an iPhone 6 user?

Answer:

Throw Yourself Into An Industrial Food Processor

iPhone 6 + blender = not tasty

Go Deep Sea Diving

iPhone 6 warranty doesn’t cover water damage.

Jump Into A Bonfire

Thought your iPhone 6 was inflammable? WRONG.

Use It As A Flack Jacket/Bullet Proof Vest

Contrary to popular opinion, the iPhone 6 is neither bullet nor stab-proof.

Be An Emo

Possibly the most relevant, as #bendgate continues to worry skinny jean wearers worldwide. After reports have started surfacing of iPhone 6s moulding to the shape of users’ thighs, hipsters and emos need to start reconsidering how tight they wear their trousers.