Wednesday: Pop Shots!
Girls Aloud get booed, Usher goes AWOL, Jade Goody for PM?
Bless 'er - Jade Goody has announced she wants to be Prime Minister.
"If I was in charge of this country I would make sure that sanitary towels were free for all women, and that anyone over 50 lived rent-free," she bubbled. Better than Gordon Brown's speech?
The Daily Star reports that Arctic Monkeys have left their Sheffield roots to record their new album in London's not-so-glam Kensal Rise - more tales of kebabs and drunken disco dancing in cheesy clubs then anyone?
Meanwhile, My Chemical Romance fans were threatened with the boot from the set of The Album Chart Show after booing Girls Aloud's while they performed their set for this Friday's programme.
Finally, word from across the pond reaches us that Chicago star Usher has not played on Broadway for the last couple of nights due to a bad throat.
Now it is uncertain he'll return to his role as Billy Flynn which he's supposed to play until October 14 and angry fans are demanding their money back.
Hopefully his replacement will remind theatre goers of a boy that they once knew.