Weekend Pop Shots!
Preston fails a test, Posh gets her skates on and Arctics work with eerie guest vocalist...
Fresh from his strop during the recording of Never Mind The Buzzcocks last week, Ordinary Boy, Preston, has been busy failing his driving test - in extraordinary fashion.
After comitting a series of minor faults and three major ones, the singer drilled the final nail into his motorised coffin by lighting up a fag before reversing around a corner.
"The guy said I was one of the most aggressive drivers he had ever met," the sheepish singer told The Sun. Taxi for Preston, we think.
Elsewhere, the Mirror reports that L.A-loving Victoria Beckham is lining up a 5million US deal to design her own range of shoes and handbags.
Said one stylish source: "Her shoes will be as sexy as Christian Louboutin's... To have landed such a major US deal will open doors to other great things. Her A-list pals will be seen wearing her designs so a clothes range is a natural progression."
We've heard Posh is a fan of that extra half inch, so imagine how much more her A-list mate Katie Holmes will loom over her when she's wearing a pair of her designer stillies...
Finally, Arctic Monkeys have a spooky problem on their hands: the studio where they're recording their second album is haunted.
Although it does mean they'll save on the cost of backing singers.
"A young girl named Elsie haunts the chamber and unexplained faint whispers have appeared on the recording," said front man Alex.
Get on your dancing ghouls, the album's said to be hitting the shelves by the end of this month...