Diddy Begs For Oil

The poor lamb cant afford to fuel his private jet any more

P Diddy has revealed that he can no longer afford to fuel his private jet. Diddy, who earned a reported $35million last year, complained in a blog about the sharp rise in oil prices, moaning that he cant cope with the costs of filling up his personal plane. In the post, which really pulls on the heartstrings, Diddy reveals that he may have to return to flying with normal people. Gas prices are too motherf**king high blogs Diddy. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career. Now, if Im flying back and forth, like, twice in a month thats like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. F**K that. Im back on American Airlines. In an emotional appeal, Diddy then reaches out to his Saudi brothers to hook him up with some free oil. I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, writes the rubbish actor. If you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it.