I Love College

I'm nice right now
I, I feel good
If you have a drink

Would you please put it in the air
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed

But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat than do it again
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Bankers Club and drink Miller Light
On thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup
Let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table
Who want what

I am champion at beerpong
Allen Iverson Hakeem Olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it
Otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy

I wished we taped it
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
Man I love college
And I love drinkin'
I love women
I love college
I can't tell you what I learned from school
But I could tell you a story or two

Hum yea of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
And don't leave the house till the booze's gone
And don't have sex if she's too gone

When it comes to the condoms put two on
Then tomorrow night find a new JAWN
Hold the beer bong
Nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
Man I love college
And I love drinkin
I love women

I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
FRESHMAN FRESHMAN
FRESHMAN FRESHMAN
DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY
DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY DO SOMETHIN' CRAZY
KEGSTAND KEGSTAND
KEGSTAND KEGSTAND
That party last night
Man I love college
I love it
That party last night
Alright everybody I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off
And had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again
Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?