Wait, Why Does Ashton Kutcher Have A Huge Prosthetic Penis?
This isn't even a rumour, he totally has one!
There are moments in life when everyone wishes they had a huge prosthetic penis nearby for emergency situations, but we can't all be like Ashton Kutcher and actually own one.
The Two and a Half Men cast were lucky enough to have him on the team when such a situation arose, as he popped back to his trailer and bought out the 'unit'.
Ashton and co-star Jon Cryer revealed on Conan on Wednesday that it was a nude scene that requited the HPP (see what we did there), which he happened to have left over from a prank-based web series he used to do.
But the important information we've gathered from this situation is this: Ashton is never far from a fake penis.
Catch Conan Mon-Thurs at 11pm on truTV in the UK, freeview channel 68.