ASOS Are Selling Slush Puppie Machines Now And Life Is Good Again
Because everything was better in 2002.
Just when we thought someone should do the world a favour and pull the plug on the internet, ASOS have proved that there are still some good ideas coming out of the world wide web.
If you close your eyes for a second and recall the hazy days of 2002, certain images will pop up in your mind; Tracy Beaker, bike rides with your friends, and a day at the beach with a limitless supply of slush puppies.
Let's get checking out whether a bunch of grown adults can pass a GCSE exam...
Now that the world has brought the former back, some geniuses at ASOS HQ have decided that each grown adult deserves something their childhood self would lose their tiny mind over: their very own Slush Puppie machine.
Anyone who has a sudden craving for luminous icy mush will be happy to hear that the device is on sale for the pretty reasonable price of £59.99.
The product information reads: "Fizz Creations gets the mood just right with its innovative range of home accessories. Not afraid to push the boundaries of design, the brand's trend-led lights and mugs are perfect for gifting yourself and your mates."
Ready to spend the new few months boasting about your incredible cocktail skills? Purchase a few syrups, invite some old friends over and watch Summer 2018 go from drab to fab.