27 Times 'Assassin’s Creed' History Was Way Better Than Real-Life History
Real life is the worst.
Fans of Assassin’s Creed have already done free-running on the high seas, bloodied the walls of Florence and infiltrated the French Revolution.
Now, get ready to take your stealthy skills to Victorian London with new release Assassin's Creed: Sydincate.
This new title will see you play as twin master assassins Evie and Jacob in the series' signature knife-wielding glory.
Here are 27 times AC's version of events would've made history lessons SO MUCH BETTER.
When there's no mission that's not improved by a best friend
When wall climbing breaks gave great views of Paris
When a spear was the most effective weapon against *the MAN*
When Connor tomahawked you in the feels
When fashion met danger in the sassiest way
(source: Strategic Homeland Division)
When Jack Sparrow had *NOTHING* on you
When Notre Dame and parkour seemed like a match made in heaven
When REAL HISTORY requires a break to kick back for a few drinks with friends
When shooting a bow and arrow in witha cool-ass hood wasn’t just for Green Arrow
(source: Morbid Cadaver)
When all hell breaks loose and you have no choice but to unleash your true badass
When you finally found out that all that glitters really is gold
When Ben Franklin had enough of your stabby nonsense
When Ezio just had to stop and smell the flowers
When you got a date like a BOSS
When you take the night off assassinating to enjoy a masquerade ball
When 'killing two birds with one stone' had never been more true
When you relax after a long day assassinating by playing a prank on your mates
When you've got a fever that only dancing can cure
When Charles Darwin not-so-subtly judged your life choices
When you knew who had your back in a fight
When you spent the afternoon playing rounders in the park
(source: Sanctuary of the Assassins)
When Aveline taught you old innuendos
(source: Everything Assassin's Creed)
When Haytham tried to distract you with jazz hands
When Ezio invented HARDCORE horse mounting
When you found out that there is more than one devastating way to take out an enemy with a musket
When you learned how to make a proper entrance
When you defined #squadgoals
- By Matt Dolby
- Assassin's Creed: Syndicate is out now on PS4 and Xbox One