9 Products For Your Vajay That You Didn't Know Existed
Is a merkin like a male gherkin? No...?
Vaginas are something that tbh we should be celebrating a whole lot more than we do. As Betty White once said, “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” And she was RIGHT.
So invest in some treats for your vajay to make her feel special because she deserves it. And if you’re in need of some unique AF ideas that you probably haven’t heard of then look no further than the below.
But first, how well do people really know their way around a uterus?
We’ve all had those days where we just need to change up your hair, right? Well, don’t rob your vag of that joy and get it a merkin. It’s basically a wig for your downstairs and LOL. They even made an appearance at New York Fashion Week 2018 at designer KAIMEN’s shows. So give it a hot minute and the Kardashians will be rocking them.
2. Vulva lipstick
Who knew that lipstick wasn’t just for the lips on your mouth? V Magic have created a chapstick for your vulva called Feminine Lips Stick, promising a 100% natural product that is free of dyes, fragrances, hormones, steroids, petroleum and parabens. So if your hooha’s doing a lot of kissing then it’s a must.
3. Pubic hair dye
Whether you’re going to get her out at Coachella (which we don’t necessarily advise) or just want to see if blondes have more fun then give her a fresh colour with some vagina hair dye. For reals.
4. Period pants
We all have those faded, holey Bridget Jones pants that we wear while we’re on our period but that’s not what we mean here. Period pants are underwear made to hold the blood from your period (a bit like a sanitary pad) that you can wear for around eight hours. Brands like WUKA and Pretty Clever Pants have created eco-friendly pairs just for you. You just wear, rinse and re-use.
5. Vaginal moisturiser
If your flower is prone to dryness then treat it just like you’d treat your face: MOISTURISE. There are loads of vaginal moisturisers on the market that help tackle dryness, itchiness and irritation. And we’ve all been there babes.
6. Pubic hair oil
If you struggle with ingrown hairs then look no further. Emma Watson has raved about Fur Oil for her pubes and its magical qualities. It softens your hairs so that they don’t ravage your skin after they grow back. AND it can be used for your eyebrows. WIN.
7. Period sex cups
You’ve heard of menstrual cups and now The Flex Company has introduced Flex which they have marketed as a tool for mess-free period sex. It’s basically a smaller flexible disk that catches the blood and lets you have sex without the mess. Yay.
8. Cooling pants
It’s summer and we all know the pain of a sweaty vagine. Whether it’s when you’re working out or if your skinny jeans just can’t handle the heat, these pants are made of super breathable fabric and a load boast extra benefits like anti-odour, antimicrobial and anti-chafing. Amen.
9. The Elvie
You might be trying to get your Summer body ready but what about your poor vagina. She wants to get her fitness on too. The Elvie is a very personal trainer that inserts inside you and helps you do those all important kegels. It also connects to an app so you log your workouts. LOVE.
And now treat yourself to Rose & Rosie doing the Body Part Challenge...