6 Awful Beauty Trends That Need To End With 2016
Sorry but penis eyeliner is not a thing.
As much as we love an experimental beauty trend, it seems fair to say that 2016 brought us a few corkers that we would quite happily like to see quietly pass away as the clock strikes midnight on the 31st.
Here are six of the absolute worst trends we saw, turned our noses up at and remain staunchly of the opinion that our lives are way better off without.
Not only is pink eye makeup already hard enough to pull off without looking like you've got an eye infection, but when it comes styled to look like a big old wang you have absolutely no chance. Soz but no.
Fingerlickin' as it may be, we just can't get our head around why you'd ever want nail polish that smells of fried chicken. Surely you'd just be hungry ALL. THE. TIME?*
*Ok more than we already are, which iis to say about 59 minutes out of every hour.
Kylie Jenner's 58438393954939 step makeup routine
How To Do Kylie Jenner's Everyday Makeup Routine: Eyes, Lip And Baking
Yes KJ always looks flawless and we'd love to take an Instagram snap as well as she does. But literally who wants to get out of bed two hours earlier than necessary purely to slap on some extra layers of primer for your primer? Nobody got time for a 40 step makeup routine.
It's hard enough trying to learn to do it on our face without ending up looking like we have dirty cheeks, let alone on the back of the neck. And anyway, most of us have hair that covers our neck and we are way too great to stand in queues long enough to ever make it worth it for the people standing behind us to see. *Sassy hairflip*
We get it; cactuses are cool. Hipsters love them. It's near impossible to kill them. They are so cute people have dipped them in glitter and embroidered them onto hand-made shower curtains sold for £200 at Urban Outfitters.
But why oh why would you ever wanna stick them to your nails? SO WEIRD.
100 layers of e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g challenge
This challenge went mental on YouTube in 2016 and while it was funny and fascinating for a bit, you know it's time to stop when even your gran knows what it is and you've seen everything from 100 coats of mascara to 100 layers of highlighter.
Now let's all laugh at the Geordie Shore lot rating and slating the best (and worst) celeb style of 2016 shall we?