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Penis And Vagina Highlighters Are The Beauty Products You Never Knew You Needed

Fancy.

You know you’ve always been missing that one weird product from your beauty bag, but you’ve never been able to put your finger on *what* that product actually is?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we think we’ve found exactly what you’ve been looking for - Following on from penis-shaped lipsticks, we now bring you penis and vagina highlighters.

Yes, these shimmery highlightersthat wenever reallyknew we needed (until now) do actually exist.

Bitch Slap Cosmetics are the company behind the genitalia-embrossed products (named ‘deep throat highlighters', just FYI), with the penishighlighters coming in a range of gloriouscolours, from rainbow shades to gold,from a fancy bronzed rouge to a lighter baby pink.

The vagina shades, meanwhile, range from light purple to a darker pink to a shiny gold.

If you can’t choose between the penis or vagina palettes, BSC have also designed a ‘Netflix and Chill’ collection, with three of each of the highlighters.

You are welcome.

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