Drawing Tiny Little Penises On Your Face Is A Surprisingly Good Way To Contour
Ri-DICK-ulous, but also effective.
We've got a slight bone(r) to pick with the internet today and it's all thanks to potentially the oddest makeup trend yet: penis contouring.
Before you get too grossed out, this isn't contouring for the willy itself, but the practice of using tiny little drawings of penises to perfectly shade and highlight your face. Sounds like something to be taken highly serious, we know.
Still, one beauty blogger has decided that clown contouring just isn't enough and taking things one step further, has done a video showing how doodles of dicks can actually get your contour seriously on point.
Using a contouring stick, @mimiduong draws intricate penises all over her face, then blends them in to get her cheekbones looking sharper than cut glass.
Basically it's contouring for 12-year-old boys, because we all now how much 12-year-old boys (and to be fair, boys, men AND women of all ages) enjoy drawing small cartoon dicks on everything ever.
Aside from the fact she titles this ''a hoe's contour'' (because this is 2016, CAN WE NOT with the derogatory terms for women who choose to have casual sex, thanks very much), the final result is surprisingly good.
So yeah, here's to drawing mini dicks all over your face in the name of beauty. Amen.
All we can say is that if you're going to give it a go, we really hope you try your HARDEST.
Hardest. Get it? Okay yeah sorry, we know it's unneceesary to be ri-dick-ulous at a time like this. Ahem.