Miracle On Etsy: Somebody Made Beyoncé’s Christmas Jumper!
ICY can’t hold out for the official version…
As we start tucking into our advent calendars, we’re getting *slighty* concerned that Beyoncé might not make her ‘7/11’ Christmas jumper available in time for … well, Christmas. Or life in general. So, the impatient amongst us will be pleased to know that Etsy champs Dachi Collective have created their own version of the ‘All I’m Really Asking For Is You’ sweater, AND it’s available in multiple colours.
“This Holiday Jumper is a tribute to the one and only Beyoncé,” reads the store description. “Unless you've been living under a rock, surely you've seen her exciting new video 7/11. Well now's your chance to lounge around just like beyonce, just in time for the holidays.
“So get on your PJ's put on this sweater, and make your own video just like it! Don't miss out on this, wear this sweatshirt and become the topic of conversation as everyone else gloats about your sweatshirt. Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal, and happy holidays!!!”
Sweet. You may have noticed the mention of “sweatshirt”, which this £9.84 bargain is, as opposed to Bey’s original festive knit. While personally we’d like to hold out and hope that Beyoncé’s version hits Beyonce.com on the next refresh of our browser, it’s good to know that there is an alternative, should those shipping deadlines hit and we’re left cold by the Queen.
Our other option is getting our Grandma to knit us one, which might be ready by next Christmas, and will definitely include a spelling error somewhere.