Beyonces all at sea, Robbies working his magic and Sarah Hardings in lurve
The Daily Star reports that the Radio 1 Chart Show in Brighton this weekend was on the verge of turning into a proper cat fight as Beyonce threw a hissy fit at the All Saints.
During the chaos backstage, the re-formed girl band accidentally wandered into the dressing room of Miss Bootilicious, where tempers were lost, finger nails drawn and a dancer was reduced to tears.
A source close to Beyonce told The Star: "She's used to playing her own headline gig, a roadshow event is not something she's done for years."
This became even more evident as she told the Brighton crowd: "Im so happy, this always makes me happy, I just love being in London!"
A star who has made it to London is big Micky Jackson who's currently holing up in posh London hotel The Hempel.
The eccentric singer has booked rooms for himself, his children and 50 of his staff in preparation for his performance at the World Music Awards tomorrow night, where he will be re-vamping his 80's classic 'Thriller.'
The Sun reports today that Jacko has roped in young pretender Chris Brown to lend his unique styling to the performance, and it has to be said that whatever these two have got up their torn and rotting Zombie sleeves is probably going to be pretty special.
Meanwhile, in another career saving venture Robbie Williams, whose new material has not received the accolades the singer has come to expect, is aiming to win some friends this Christmas by wait for it appearing in Panto! Your career's behind you!
It's not that bad though, or that good, depending on your point of view, as he's being turned into a hologram for the show at the Regent Theatre in Stoke-on-Trent, and will only appear live one night ... maybe.
But why is it that anyone doing panto now reminds me of an episode of Extra's? C'mon Rob, it cant be that bad!
And to finish with, here's a bit of proper playground gossip. Today's Mirror says that New! Magazine said that Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud said that she's got the hots for Carl Barat from Dirty Pretty Things. "I saw him and was like 'Who is THAT!' The girls then looked him up on the internet."
Sarah and Carl, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!