Alcohol (Live)

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

Well I've been known to cause a few break-ups
I've been been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember we met
Alcohol
Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures
Of Darius Rucker at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two
That I can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
I've been making a fool
Out of folks just like you, tell 'em now
And helping white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember we met
Alcohol

Yeah, since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
I've been makin' the bars lots of big money
(Helpin' white people dance)
Yeah, I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember we met
Alcohol
Alcohol

Alcohol
Alcohol
Alcohol
Alcohol