Tuesday: Pop Shots!
Becks to coach Branjelinas son, Fergie gets messy, and the return of B*Witched?
Brad Pitt and Anjelina Jolie have reportedly booked David Beckham to teach their little Maddox keepy-ups.
According to a source in The Sun, the Hollywood A-listers enlisted Beckss help after enrolling Madz into the David Beckham Soccer Academy in LA.
We can just see Ange and Posh serving up the half-time oranges
Other big news in todays tabs: Kate Moss has got a zit. Yes, thats right, on her chin.
Her reformed boyf Pete Doherty, meanwhile, is set to recite a famous war poem on telly to mark National Poetry Day on Thursday. Hell be signing up to be a choir boy next
Stills from BEP singer Fergies next video have been released " for the Fergilicious promo the big-haired warbler has gone with a food theme.
Fergie in a tiny leotard taking part in chocolate pudding chucking competition with two scantily clad female friends is probably a lot of peoples idea of a tasty treat " it made us want cake.
They told MTV.co.uk last week theyd never heard of Upper Street and now according to The Sun comeback band 5ive have been slagging off the TBB band, saying theyre cr*p.
Danny and Dane went beserk and offered to take them outside, said a source. Yowsers.
And finally the Daily Star reports that another boy band comeback could be on the cards.
A source close to Blue said the boys are on the verge of hammering out a deal.
Surely, its only a matter of time before a womanband featuring defunct girl band members is announced?
Any member of B*Witched in there would make us happy...