Britney To Adopt

Britney Spears is to adopt Chinese twins, according to the News Of The World.

The paper says: The desperate singer has told friends shes in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency.

The Blackout popstar last month lost custody of her own children Sean Preston and Jayden to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six year old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons, says the report.

Stranger still the NOTW says Spears has also forked out 25k for her own funeral despite being only 25 years old.

Just where does she get these ideas from?