Bruno Mars Announces Release Date For New Single ‘24K Magic’, Debuts New Hat, Doesn’t Give Us More Of The Info We Crave
The new single is INCOMING...
Bruno Mars is BACK! The ‘Locked Out Of Heaven’ singer will be releasing his new single, ‘24K Magic’, this Friday (October 7).
Wondering how you say that new title? Helpfully, in a press release that was emailed to us, it explained that you pronounce it as ‘Twenty-four karat magic”. Now we all know.
Bruno Mars also released a picture of himself wearing a new hat. Which is nice and all, but we’d all really love to know something more about the new single. If you like looking at pictures of Bruno Mars – especially the ones where he has a hat on – then allow your eyeballs to drift down this page.
Other than that, there is absolutely nothing else to tell you. Like, there’s no more news about the single yet. Nothing. Over on Instagram, Mars wrote “Excited to announce 24k Magic, out this Friday!! You can call it my first single, but I call it the invitation to the party.”
Again, that’s cool and everything, but we still know absolutely nothing – zilch, null, f**k all– about the single. It could be a lead single from Bruno Mars’ concept album about minerals. It could be Bruno Mars’ first ever grime track. (It won’t be either of those things.) Please tell us more, Bruno Mars.
Some people might say that the music news cycle can be a little dry. Well, we’d like to think that, after reading this, we’ve definitely proven you wrong. Music news is rich. Music news is plentiful. Music news is great.
Why are you still reading? Come back here on Friday, October 7, when the single is actually out and we’ve all lost our minds.