Calvin Harris has been forced to take to Twitter to deny all these bizarre rumours that he and Taylor Swift have split.

Following the claim that Taylor 'dumped' the Scottish DJ after he was pictured leaving a Thai massage parlour in Las Vegas last month, Calvin has actually had enough of all the ridiculousness.

Aiming his words at all those journalists who went with the story, he wrote:

So there you have it, Talvin are alive and well everyone!

Taylor has yet to comment on the whole thing, but we imagine that's just because she thought it was all a bit silly to begin with, tbh.