21 Things Only True Candy Crushers Know To Be True
If your phone date is set to 2055, this may apply to you.
King’s super sweet app has been curing boredom and frustrating millions for years now, but only hardcore Candy Crushers will recognise these eternal struggles.
And Candy Crush experts will be pleased to hear (as if you needed more Candy in your life) that the next instalment has just launched... and its jiggly! Candy Crush Jelly Saga is out to download for your phone now, here.
Ever been secretly pleased that a mate’s been running late, because that means more crushin’ time? Read on…
1. You’ve celebrated completing a tough level… only to get stuck on the next one straight away.
2. Even though it’s officially a Colour Bomb, you refer to five candies in a row as a disco ball because true Crushers know it looks way more like one.
3. That feel when you run out of lives.
4. You get fed up of people asking you for lives on Facebook, and know that you would never get desperate enough to do such a thing…
5. Even though the first thing you do when you wake up is open the app and to admire your shiny new lives (shh!)
6. You ask every fellow player what level they’re on, safe in the knowledge you’re miles ahead of them because you’re the best Candy Crusher in the world.
7. You’ve found yourself literally staring at your phone as the clock countdowns to new lives.
8. You see others playing on the bus and can instantly tell what level they’re on.
9. …And you somehow resist the urge to complete the level for them BECAUSE THEY’RE DOING IT ALL WRONG
10. You decide that you’re so desperate, you don’t care what you look like anymore and ask friends for more lives on Facebook. Before you know it, there’s no one left to ask.
11. You’ve altered the date on your device to instantly refill your lives because the thought of waiting 30 minutes breaks your heart.
12. That feeling you get when you think you’re going to finish a level with ease, then you suddenly run out of moves.
13. You’re convinced the level you’re stuck on is actually impossible and you hate Candy Crush, SADFACE. Until you FINALLY complete the darn level, then once again you're back in love with it - HAPPY FACE.
14. You’re one of over 220,000 people who have watched this video of nothing but Candy Crush music.
15. And you’ve watched a YouTube video of someone winning the Jackpot on the free spin because you’ve never won it yourself.
16. You’ve got your parents playing it and you get irrationally annoyed with how long they take to complete a move, let alone a level.
17. You hate the fish on Candy Crush Soda with a passion because they never eat the right friggin’ candy.
18. You’ve paid actual money for more moves because you’re one candy away from completing a level you’ve been stuck on forever.
19. And at least once you’ve purchased more mobile data just to satisfy your Candy Crush addiction.
20. Accidentally swiping a candy the wrong way is definitely the worst thing that’s going to happen to you that day and it bugs you for ages.
21. MULTIPLE TIMES you’ve deleted Candy Crush thinking you should probably do something more productive with your time, but then you miss it and download it again because you are the CANDY CRUSH MASTER.
- By Nick Watkins @supernwa, Candy Crush level 720
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