One Direction are making their first Zayn-less appearance tonight (May 14) on The Late Late Show with James Corden.

In case you weren't aware, it's a seriously big deal for fanswhat with the boys rarely appearing on chat shows these days, especially since various headline-hitting stories surfaced.

So here are a few ideasofthings we think need to happen on the show...

1. Everyoneneeds to sit down and discuss Zayn, like, properly.

2. He then needs to make anappearance and take a lie detector test, oh wait no, that's jeremy kyle.

3. The boys will take to the stage and perform No Control, with it then being released as a single.

4. Harry's hair will be in a man bun. He will also explain (and show off) his new thigh tattoo.

5. They'll all get to talk about their emotions.

6. The boys will conduct the second half of the interview as their Best Song Ever characters. Oh hey geeky Styles.

7. They willthen do the synchronised dance routine.

8. Just like Jennifer Hudson, the boys will drive around with James inhis car for some car-a-oke.

9. James and Harry will recreate this moment from League of their Own…

10. Basically they'll all just look great and sound great and say great things and oh my god we're just so excited.

Check back in the morning for all the goss from the show!