12 Of The Most Insanely Weird Celebrity Conspiracy Theories
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We all know that some people in the world are a tad off their rockers, especially the ones who rant and rave on the world wide web, let's be real.
So our new favourite thing is to scour the internet for some bat-shiz cray conspiracy theories. Srsly it will change your actual life...
1. Justin Timberlake is still in love with Britney Spears…
The theory: Justin Timberlake is still in love with Britney Spears after breaking up 14 years ago.
The ‘proof’: In a video of Justin and Anna Kendrick being interviewed, the host mentions the word ‘pinky’ and many say at that point, Justin looks depressed for 30 seconds before perking back up. Pinky was the nickname that he gave to Britney when they were a couple with Britters calling him ‘Stinky’.
2. That Taylor Swift is a satanic High Priestess…
The theory: That Taylor Swift is actually Zeena Schreck (born Zeena LaVey) – a former High Priestess of the Church of Satan between 1985 and 1990 who used black magic to start a pop career.
The ‘proof’: The fact the pair look SO alike. To be fair, we’re a little (A LOT) perturbed by this.
3. That Lorde is secretly a 45-year old…
The theory: That 17-year-old singer Lorde is actually lying about her age to appear more talented.
The ‘proof’: Many claim that Lorde is far too wise for a 17-year old and that she has made many jokes about being older so of course she must be.
4. Miley Cyrus died and has been replaced…
The theory: Miley was actually found dead in the desert in 2010, possibly murdered by Disney, and replaced with a girl who had plastic surgery to look like her.
The ‘proof’: Photos of then and now Mileys side by side. Because that's not just ageing.
5. Beyonce is Solange’s mum…
The theory: That Beyonce is much older than Solange and in fact her biological mother. Oh and her mum Tina is actually her sister.
The ‘proof’: Someone claimed that Beyonce’s cousin told her that she was actually Solange’s mother and a separate person who works for The Dept of Health in Texas claims to have found Bey’s real birth certificate saying she was born in 1974, making her 14 years older than Solange.
6. North West is the Anti-Christ…..
The theory: North West is the anti-christ that belongs to the Illuminati.
The ‘proof’: North West’s birthday 15 June 2013 adds us to the numerical row 666, the sign of the devil. That’s all.
7. Britney’s meltdown was created by the US government…
The theory: When President Bush was in power he used Britney as a puppet to deflect from any mistakes he made by manipulating her into publicly making news.
The ‘proof’: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline announced their split the day before an important midterm election. So it must be true.
8. Katy Perry is dead pageant queen JonBenet Ramsey
The theory: That pop star Katy Perry is actually the murdered 6-year old American beauty queen who was killed in Colorado in 1996.
The ‘proof’: That JonBenet’s parents look remarkable similar to Katy’s plus the fact that Katy and JonBenet look so similar, including ‘matching eyebrows’. Wow.
9. Justin Bieber is a reptoid...
The theory: Justin is actually a reptoid; a scaly, humanoid, sapient beings which allegedly lives in our world.
The 'proof': In the video of Justin being sentenced after all his legal issues, many people think that at one point Justin turns to the camera and his eyes flash yellow, showing his true reptilian peepers. Meh.
10. Louis Tomlinson’s baby is fake...
The theory: Baby Freddie is actually a lie spun by One Direction’s PR team to stop the world finding out about Louis and Harry’s relationship.
The ‘proof’: There is countless 'proof' which includes: his Freddie photo was actually a picture of Louis and the baby of the head of SyCo’s PR who had her twins in LA around the same time. People say that the baby that’s been used in other papparazzi photos is actually a doll. Appaz Louis also got the date of his son’s birth wrong in a tweet saying ‘yesterday’ when it had been two days before.
11. The Queen is a cannibal...
The theory: Queenie keeps strips of human flesh in her freezer to munch on at meal times.
The 'proof': A philosopher wrote in 1973 that ‘She must eat human flesh to be so vivacious. There is an immense amount of spiritual energy in human muscle.’ This has basically sparked countless theories that Her Royal Highness is a cannibal. Sure.
12. Jaden Smith had his penis removed...
The theory: That Jaden had his penis removed on his 18th birthday so it doesn’t define who he is.
The ‘proof’: A website called NAHA reported that Jaden has said: ‘"This is a decision I made on my own. My penis doesn't define me."’ So it's a thing, natch.
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