24 Of The Most Bimbo Things Celebs Have Ever Said
Oh, you guys....
Sometimes we think celebrities are totally perfect. Their clothes, hair, make-up and just general lives really.
But then they something that makes you wish you had 17 more hands so you could just continually face palm yourself for the rest of your life...
1. Kylie Jenner…on pigs
“Is that a chicken?”
2. Britney Spears on…geography
“I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.”
African sushi is quite the treat.
3. David Beckham on…religion
“I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.”
4. Justin Bieber on…politics
"I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad.
5. Jessica Simpson…on tuna
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"
6. Kanye West on…reincarnation
“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”
So you were a loafer in a past life, Yeezy?
7. Farrah Abraham on…being feminine
“I'm pretty feminine. I think so ... What does that mean, you're a lesbian or something?"
8. Kim Kardashian on...surgery
“I'll have surgery at some point. I'll do my boobs for sure. I'll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down?”
By bending your knees?
9. Khloe Kardashian on...sharks
“Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.”
That is 100% not true.
10. Kris Humphries on…his wedding to Kim Kardashian
“It was totally different than being in a basketball game.”
You mean 10 dudes weren’t chasing balls the whole time? You did it wrong.
11. Lady Gaga on…her vagina
"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."
That’s not a thing, bbz.
12. Ariana Grande on…America
“I hate Americans. I hate America.”
*sighs then licks doughnut*
13. Gwyneth Paltrow on…cheese
“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin."
Bit strong, no?
14. Lindsay Lohan on…hurricanes
Yeah guys, stop being such downers, it’s only your house and families that might get destroyed.
15. Spencer Pratt on…the end of the world
“We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, ‘We have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits.”
Still waiting are ya?
16. Miley Cyrus on…songs
“I wrote that song for women that feel like they’re stuck in abusive realtionships, but it’s a dance song. So you think that must be a kind of sad ballad but it’s a party song.”
U ok hun?
17. Heidi Montag on…body proportions
“My tits are bigger than my head but I don’t care. I’m perfect.”
18. Tom cruise on…emergency help
“Being a scientologist, when you drive past an accident, you know you have to do something about it because you’re the only one that can really help.”
With your medical degree from the University of DUH?
19. James Franco on…rabbits
“Sometimes, like, rabbits turn me on.”
Actually that's less dumb and more super weird.
20. Sienna Miller on…cigarettes
“I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.”
Nope, that’s not how health works.
21. Christina Aguilera on…the Cannes film festival
“So where is the Cannes film festival being held this year?”
22. Winona Ryder on…happiness
“I feel my best when I’m happy.”
23. Ashton Kutcher on…past lives
“The number of lines in your forehead tells how many lives you’ve lived.”
24. Paris Hilton on…London
“I didn’t go to England. I went to London.”
London is…oh never mind.
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