Celebs live their lives LARGE. Much larger than us. Everything they do is exciting and dramatic. Even their injuries make ours look like the dullest thing to ever happen to anyone ever.

While we stub our toes and paper-cut ourfingers they do this...

1. Beyonce’s dangerous fan…

Beyonce was performing in Montreal when her hair got caught in a fan. She remained unbelievably calm but that must have been a right pill to untangle.

2. Ben Stiller's bitten chin…

When Ben was filming Along Came Polly with Jennifer Aniston he also had to have a furry little co-star who was not his biggest fan.

He explained: "It was a surreal thing where it's like, 'OK, the ferret is on my chin. Their teeth are sharp like razors. But I didn't provoke him at all. I had just gotten a root canal the day before, and maybe he sensed that or something. I was bitten by the ferret, but I didn't do anything, I swear. I was holding him up and he did this crazy turn-around thing. He literally attached himself to my chin and he didn't let go.”

3. Michael Clifford’s face of fire….

Mikey got a face full of fire from one of the pyrotechnics when he was performing in London resulting in burns to his face. Thankfully, he was fine. OUCH.

4. Aaron Chalmers’ broken knee…

When the Geordie cast headed to Ayinapa to party their little socks off they were understandably excited to arrive. As they all jumped in the pool, Aaron followed them but accidently hopped into the deep end, breaking his leg on the bottom. NIGHTMARE.

5. Lydia Bright’s fish hook finger…

When Lydia swapped TOWIE for Bear Grylls’ The Island and had to get rough and ready she probs knew it was going to be relatively hard-core. But he probs didn’t expect to get a fish hook through her finger.

She said: “It went though a joint. When it actually went in, it was painful, don't get me wrong, but all I was panicking about was that the way that it comes out is you have to re-pierce it out the other way. Dr Dawn [Harper] was trying to tug at it to push it through, but it had gone through a joint so it was so tough - she was trying to push for ages. It was excruciating."

6. Charlotte Crosby’s ripped toenail…

Charlotte shared a Snapchat of her seriously bloody toe after a night of dancing at a Beyonce concert in Sunderland last year. She also snapped that actualripped piece of her toenail for us all to see. YIKES. Those Bey gigs are dangerous places, tbh.

7. Channing Tatum’s burnt penis…

When Channing was filming The Eagle, in Scotland, he was given a bottle of warm water to pour down his trousers to keep him warm. But it ended up ripping off the skin!

He said: "I started hyperventilating and screaming and jumping back into the river, because it was a hypothermic river and we had wet suits on, which was the worst part about it. So this poor guy, I gotta be honest...He had been, for 13 hours, running up a hill to boil to huge bottle of water, fill it half-full with like actual kettle water, run back down the hill and then like put the river water and then come over to me just to keep me warm all day."

8. Jimmy Fallon’s horror-movie finger…

Jimmy told a grim story about injuring his fingers on his chat show: "So basically what happened is I tripped and fell on a braided rug that my wife loved, and I can't wait to burn it to the ground. I tripped and fell and I caught my fall. So I'm getting up and my finger's sideways. So I go, 'Oh, my God! Did I just break my finger? This is the lamest thing in the whole world.' It completely looks fake, like in a cheap horror movie where you see a broken finger. It looks like that! That's what it looks like."

"So I wrap my hand in a towel and I get in a cab and go to the emergency room. I go, 'I broke my finger! I think I broke my finger!' And they go, 'Oh, you didn't break your finger.' It's a thing called ring avulsion. If you Google it, it's graphic images. Don't Google it. But ring avulsion, it's a real thing...My ring got caught on a countertop when I was going down and stuck there and pulled my finger out."

9. Enrique Iglesias’s massacred fingers…

Enrique was performing when a fan flew a drone to try and get a better look at him. He attempted to catch the flying object but caught his hand in the propeller and sliced his fingers. But like a trooper he continuedthe show whilst he bled all over the stage. Hero.

10. Vicky Pattison's torn toe…

After completinga charity trek in Iceland Vickshad some major issues with her feet and skin falling off. They got so bad that she was unable to walk and had to head to hospital to get some emergency help. It hurts us to even look at this picture, if we’re honest.

From some pretty grim images to some SHOCKING celeb makovers...