Channing Tatum has revealed to the world what really happened when he burnt his penis during filming of The Eagle in the Scottish Highlands.

You know, becauseyou were obviouslywondering.

During an interview on The Howard Stern Show recently, the actor explains it was all down to an unfortunate miscommunicationwhich left poor Gilbert 'burnt and shrivelled'. Now there's a mental image.

“So, this poor guy - he had been, for 13 hours, running up a hill to boil [a] huge bottle of water, fill it half-full with, like, actual kettle water, run back down the hill and then put [it with] the river water, and then come over to me just to keep me warm all day,” the Magic Mike actor explained, not wanting to put the blame on anyone.

He goes into quite a lot of detail, including what it was like having sex with a burnt penis, as well as putting a bandage on it.

What a day.