Everything We Learnt From Channing Tatum's Reddit AMA, And Yes, He Does Have A Name For His Penis
There's no such thing as TMI when it comes to Channing...
The Magic Mike actor dished the dirt on all sorts of things when it came to answering questions from his fans, including indulging us in what he calls Little Channing, as well as opening up about his Danny DeVito obsession.
These are just a few of the revelations we think you should be made aware of…
1. Channing on Disney
Q: Hi changing, my question is do you have a favourite Disney character?
A: I like the broom from Fantasia.
2. Channing on his penis
Q: What do you call your penis?
A: Gilbert. If there ever needed to be a follow-up question it would be now. Why Gilbert? Why?!
3. Channing on Jonah Hill
Q: What’s Jonah Hill like?
A: that’s a complicated one to answer. Jonah is one of the most fascinatingly dualitied person. He can completely be one of the most intellectually smart and quick people that i’ve ever been around, and then he can come down to my level and just be very kid like and just play without any pretension. I love him. He’s like a brother to me.
4.Channing on getting nervous
Q: Do you like get nervous before acting or do you just go ahead and do it ?
A: yeah, I do get nervous to act, it kind of depends on what it is really. Doing SNL was by far the most terrifying thing that I’ve ever done, because there is a lot of reading involved, and I don’t read that well out loud. I get terrified and freeze up. So it really depends on what kind. If i’m really super prepared and I’m off book, I’m not nervous. There’s no wrong way to do it, just different ways to do it, because you never know what is going to work.
5. Channing on pizza
Q: Is it true that in 7th grade you got in a fight because you wore an “I hate pizza” shirt to school?
A: Hahahaha what? No. But I fucking wish. That sounds like an awesome story. Because I don’t hate pizza. If that did happen I would respect anyone that punched me because I wore that shirt. Because pizza is awesome.
6. Channing on… Danny Devito?
Q: Would you rather fight a Danny Devito sized John Stamos or a John Stamos sized Danny Devito? You’re both naked.
A: Can i just fight a Danny devito sized Danny Devito because I think I could take him and I would be on top or I could just use him as a spinner as I’m assuming we’re going to have sex after we fight if we’re naked.
7. Channing wants to see you naked
Q: So, if you could have one super power, what would it be, and why?
A: I wish that I could make anyone at any point just happen to be naked. Not for the reasons that everyone thinks. Because people get really nice when they get naked. Like okay, I can't be an asshole. People aren't assholes when they get naked (for the most part). They are thinking about what they look like. Shitty answer, I tried to do something funny and it didn't work.
8. Channing on his 'buddy Pratt'
Q: What was the last picture you took with your phone?
A: The last picture I took on my phone I was going into a meeting and there was a tv on the wall playing CNN and they were talking about Jurassic World shattering box office openings so I sent that to my buddy Pratt. I'm just really proud of him, happy for him. It also said something about southeast Texas weather pressure. That's what I was really trying to tell Pratt, to make sure he was aware of a pressure front coming in.
9. Channing loves Matt Bomer almost as much as we do
Q: Do you ever get lost looking into Matt Bomer's eyes?
A: absofuckinglutely. no matter if you're a man, woman, cat, hamster, you will get lost in matt bomer's eyes. I don't know what they are made of outside of dreams and rainbows and amazingness but it truly doesn't matter. And when he sings. It's like god gave with both hands and then grew a third hand and graced him with more. he's crazy talented.
10. Channing loves pinterest
Q: What is your favorite thing to do when you're having a bad day?
A: Oh man. I love Pinterest. Swear to god. Just to not think about all the shit I have to do or what's going wrong, I just go and look at Pinterest. Or flipboard.
11. Channing has no idea what Jupiter Ascending was about either
Q: Jupiter Ascending? What was that?
A: Great question. I have the same one to myself.
12. Oh and Channing doesn't mind that he's made you sexually frustrated
Q: Do you enjoy making millions of people sexually frustrated on a daily basis?
A: If that's actually true, then yes