From Marnie Simpson To Megan McKenna: 9 Times Reality Show Stars Performed On TV And We Low-Key Died
It was everything and yet nothing at all...
Most of the time celebrities are natural born performers. That’s why they want to be famous right? So, they can show off to the world. It’s science.
But some of the time reality stars get up on the global stage and shimmy their butts off and we are faced with a range of emotions. But whatever we feel, it’s always life-changing...
BUT FIRST, CHECK OUT THE REALITY TV COUPLES WHO WERE HAPPY TO HAVE SEX ON TV....
1. Geordie Shore’s Marnie Simpson
It was Aaron Chalmers birthday and Marnie hadn’t got him anything. It’s a total mare when that happens. So, she did the only thing she could think of. A very public lapdance in front of his entire birthday party. Real talk; she was amazing but can you imagine doing that in front of all those people? We die.
2. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Dorit Kemsley...
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills fans were treated to a performance but sometimes-British-sometimes-American housewife Dorit in honour of her husband PK’s 50th birthday. And it was a TREAT let us tell you. Tbh we were surprised at how much she pulled it off but singing Fever and writhing around in front of your and your husband’s parents and a huge crowd of middle-aged people? Cripes.
3. Geordie Shore’s Chloe Ferry
OMG we don’t know what was more awkward; that Chloe was giving a lapdance on Celebrity Big Brother or that she was giving it to Jedward? Either way it was literally the best thing we’d ever seen.
4. TOWIE’s James Argent
It used to be that not an episode went past when Arg didn’t get up and sing some sort of old school jazz. But tbh he looks so awkward every time that it makes us want to crawl under a rock. Lydia Bright obvs agreed. HER FACE.
5. TOWIE’s Jasmine Walia
We’ll admit, she wasn’t terrible and when she sang acapella she was actually quite good but her version of Rather Be by Clean Bandit made us want to scream ‘JUST LEAVE, SIMON WILL TEAR YOU APART’.
6. Real Housewives of New York City’s Luann De Lesseps
If we only had to watch one thing for the rest of our lives it would be this montage of Luann’s performances because it’s LIFE-CHANGING. But also the cringiest thing on earth. But in the best way.
7. TOWIE’s Megan McKenna
Listen, when Megan McKenna announced she was going to be a country singer we were kind of sceptical but we bow down because she’s actually well good. However the same can’t be said for her 2009 X Factor audition which we never want to stop watching.
8. TOWIE’s male cast
What’s worse than one of the TOWIE cast doing a sexy strip routine? Erm, a whole bunch of them. While it was great to see some male skin it also made us die a little inside.
9. Love Island’s Alex Beattie
We can’t. During the Love Island 2017 talent show Alex decided that the appropriate partnering to Jamie’s acoustic guitar ballad was a raunchy strip-tease for Montana Brown and accompanying rap. We DIED.
From one type of performance to another - take a gander at these reality tv couples who were happy to have sex all over the tv....