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"I’m not a highly sexual person," Claims Judge Geordie's Vicky Pattison... While Looking REALLY Sexy In A Bikini

Former Geordie Shore star Vicky Pattison talks Judge Geordie, singledom, and her X Factor ambitions...

We've become addicted to the trials and tribulations of Vicky Pattison's love life over the past few years. From her first fling with Jay in the 'Geordie Shore' house, to her explosive engagement to Ricci, doomed love affair with Fit Dan and several subsequent very public romances, it's been an entertaining ride.

But now Vicky's on the cover of The Sun's Fabulous magazine looking gloriously gorgeous and swearing she's done with men.

“Life is good at the minute and a man would just complicate things, because that’s all blokes do," she revealed.

“I’ve not had one relationship that added to me life in a positive way, all they’ve done is stress us out. They drain us. And me life becomes about them."

Those who might be shocked by this statement should remember that Vicky was never the most promiscuous member of the Geordie Shore household. She left the saucy antics to co-stars including Holly Hagan, preferring to try for actual romance instead.

Not that it ever went particularly well, to be honest…

“I’ll hold me hands up, I’ve just got terrible taste in men,” she says. “I like to tell meself they pick me, so I don’t feel as bad about me horrific past decisions.

“I’ve been out with nice lads, but it always fizzles out – I get bored in about six weeks. If me head’s really turned, it’s always by someone who’s nuts. I think: ‘Ooh, he’s mysterious and he’s a bit wild, I like that...’ No Vicky! Go out with an accountant! (That was a joke. Accountants need not apply.)”

While some lasses might be desperate to find a man, though, Vicky's perfectly happy living the single life.

“I’m not frustrated at all, either,” she says. “I’m not a highly sexual person anyway. Honestly, if I have a bit of time off, I’d rather have a nice bath. I mean, I love kissing and I miss that. I’m missing the companionship but I know what I’m working towards is bigger than kissing and bigger than a cuddle.”

What she's working towards is the big time. The 27-year-old's first solo TV show, 'Judge Geordie', premieres on MTV next month - but Vicky wants more.

Vicky wants to present 'The X Factor'.

“Honestly, babe, I’m not messing around any more. I want to be a TV presenter, that has always been my end game,” she reveals.

“Reality TV is brilliant and it’s provided me with an excellent platform and amazing opportunities, but at the same time it’s incredibly invasive.

“I would love to end up doing something I genuinely enjoy and have a passion for. And be able to walk on to something like 'The X Factor' or 'This Morning' – although I think I’d struggle with breakfast telly with my mouth, but never mind - that’s what I’m aiming for.

“I want to graft, I want to be massive, I want to be a force to be reckoned with. I’ve never been one of these girls who’s like: ‘Weddings, kids, blah, blah, blah’. For me, it’s always been career and money – sorry, but that’s it.”

She's aware, though, that her Reality TV beginnings might not always work in her favour.

“It’s such a tough one,” she admits. “I think I’ve always been slightly removed. I was involved [in the bad behaviour], don’t get us wrong. At times, I was one of the worst. But I’ve always been given such lovely compliments, things like: ‘You seem a bit more intelligent then everyone else.’ There was quite a definitive divide.

“As the show went on, viewers clicked that I was slightly more articulate. I can deliver a line and people realised: ‘Oh, she’s not the same as the rest.’

“I think, because of that, I might just be able to scrape through. I might have got out in time. I’d like to see meself as the Mark Wright of Geordie Shore. Just escaping.”

Either way, she's not going to be shy about her ambition.

“Shy bairns get nowt,” she adds. “If you want something in life, grab it.”

We couldn't agree more, Ms P.

'Don't miss Judge Geordie - Wednesdays at 9pm from 3rd June, only on MTV.'

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