While Celebrity Big Brother has been almost perfection this year there are a few little things that could bump it up to the best series ever...

1. Aubrey to rock out a one-lady show of Danity Kane’s ‘Damaged’…

What would that song be called if it was a fish? A TUUUUUNAAA.

2. Lille Lexy Gregg to smugly walk back in and announce her and Chloe are now an item…

IMAGINE. BEAR’S. FACE.

3. And when Chloe comes back in to sort out that weave...

We don’t even care about the drama, just the weave. THE WEAVE. Srsly.

4. Frankie gives Aubrey a contour lesson…

Cos that highlight is STRONG, gurl.

5. For Bear to hit on Marnie and Lewis to storm back in and say he's moved on with Charlotte Crosby...

THE ACTUAL DRAMS.

6. Pauly D to enter and shout ‘cabs are here’ for anyone who gets in Aubrey’s grill…

And also explain if they are actually married? Are they enagaged? We're confused.

7. It leaks on Snapchat that Lewis was actually wearing a fake penis in the house…

He did seem awfully keen to whip it out…

8. Katie Waissel explains just what she’s been doing since she disappeared to LA…

‘Cos last we saw she was an office manager on VanderPump Rules. And it was super confusing.

9. For Aaron Chalmers to stroll in and do a Lillie…

Poor Britney would feel so awkward.

10. Renee threatens Bear with the actual phrase ‘sleep with the fishes’…

Because what is a mob wife without the gangster classics?

11. Frankie to do a stand-up comedy show of his impressions of the housemates…

This is his Harry Potter just saw Ron snogging Ginny for the first time.

12. For the housemates to acknowledge the obvious links between them…

TOWIE and Geordie Shore. Vicky and Ricky (the Essex one). It's all so incestuous. And you ain't fooling nobody.

13. Now that he's out for James to release a bedtime story collection...

That voice though. Heaven.