CBB 2015: Ken Morley Hasn't Seen The Show!
The Coronation Street star has no idea what he's let himself in for…
Coronation Street actor Ken Morley has a confession to make.
He's signed up to star in this year's Celebrity Big Brother without ever having seen the show.
Is he crazy?
"I'm a virgin because I haven't seen the show," Ken admitted to MTV. "Working the way I have been, I've only managed to get snatches of it - little bits and snippets of people threatening each other and committing verbal violence… which is, you know, not unattractive.
"But I really don't know what the format is so I'm walking through the gates either to heaven or hell."
We'll have to wait and see whether Ken finds himself in a dreamworld. But his prayer for a busty lady has certainly been answered in the curvaceous shape of tattoo model Cami Li.
"When I looked at the list of people I didn't know any of them… There's been rumours about a very attractive woman with an enormous pair of breasts," he said. "Good looking women are always welcome I think."
But you'll be relieved to hear that Ken to be taking any (*ahem*) 'private time' in the shower.
"Self-abuse has been a problem over the years. With the eyesight going dim I have had to stop that unfortunately."
Let's hope the frustration doesn't lead to any outbursts from the actor. He's got a nasty temper on him, apparently.
"I know people do have a game plan. Some to be very aggressive and nasty, others to be silken and persuasive. But I can only be me and hope that I don't have one of my violent outbursts of temper when provoked. It can get quite nasty."
CBB returns tonight at 9pm on Channel 5, and you can also catch up with all the action on MTV UK.