Celebrity Big Brother 2016: Scotty T Reveals He Once Shat Himself During Sex, But Carried On Anyway
His housemates weren't exactly thrilled to be told this tale of woe.
Brace yourselves, people, for the most glamorous showbiz story you will read this year, courtesy of Mr Scotty T.
The Geordie Shore hunk revealed to his housemates during a game of I Have Never on Sunday night’s episode of Celebrity Big Brother, that he once soiled himself during a sexy encounter with the fairer sex – but managed to get away with it.
We told you: GLAMOROUS.
He told his bemused/horrified/gobsmacked housemates: "I was in Ibiza. I was s****ing this lass - standard - and I followed through. This is how clever Scotty T is. AT the same time she is still going, I got the sheet and started wiping my a***.
"So I'm kicking the sheet off the bed. When I finished I stood up and told her 'look, I'm just going to the toilet.'"
Megan McKenna, you lucky, lucky lady.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight on Channel 5 at 9pm.