Celebrity Big Brother Housemate Rumour Roundup
Keith Chegwin, Patsy Kensit and Katie Hopkins mooted for reality show...
Emma Willis has promised us a "proper stellar cast" for the new series of Celebrity Big Brother.
But with the start just a few weeks away, the list of rumoured housemates is looking worryingly short of A-list, or even B-list, names.
The Sun reports that former children's TV presenter Keith Chegwin has signed up, quoting a source as saying: "CBB bosses hope Keith will bring a lot of fun to the show."
Calum Best has previously been rumoured to be appearing, as has professional troll Katie Hopkins - with The Mirror claiming show bosses might break their £400k record to secure her services.
And internet celebrity "The Wealdstone Raider" (aka diminutive footy fan Gordon Hill) is also apparently booked to appear.
Glamourpuss actress Patsy Kensit, 46, is reported to have been offered a hefty pay packet to enter the house - and "celebrity scrounger" Josie Cunningham is thought to be in the frame too.
The two US contenders mentioned by The Mirror are gay reality show hunk Austin Armacost and The Drag Race judge Michelle Visage - famed for her catty comments to contestants.
Even though he's only just emerged from the Australian jungle, there are also claims that X Factor reject Jake Quickenden could be up for another dose of reality TV punishment.
And his ex-rival Chloe Jasmine Whichello has previously claimed to have been offered a spot on the show - but reckons she said no.