
So speaks Mike Strutter the 41 year old filth ball host of the cheapest, dirtiest show on the box - screens Sunday's at Midnight on MTV.
To watch Strutter on Overdrive click here and see Mike's career advice, a sick new excercise regime, alongside Microslave ovens, Porn Mowers, The Relief Case, Runilingus, Viagro - and a whole bunch of other treats just too sick to mention... Strut it!
Featuring clips from every corner of the globe, Strutter unleashes his own brand of commentary on whatever he feels like. And his philosophy? Simple: "I f****** hate the world and everything in it." Sounds @!$%*#? great!
The show is peppered with profanities, spiced with scorn and generously sauced with some of the most sickening behaviour on the modern airwaves.
Strutter screens Sunday's at 10.30 PM on MTV ONE.
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