RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Sat, 21/06/2008 - 18:41
When said loved one asks you to nip down town to pick up some medicine for their step-father and you meet your big pal who (rather conveniently) owes you a ton and you end up forgetting aforementioned medicine and end up going to a funeral on the outskirts of Kilmarnock with people you neither like or in fact know then in a blaze of idiotic brilliance decide to try and steal someones rather cool leather jacket and only get stopped by a 153 year old security guard who ....obviously ....has a second job on nights at aforementioned loved ones place of work
I slept in the car that night and spilt my chicken satay all over the back seat.
I dont drive
Here are the punctuation marks I missed out ..,,..!?.!.,.
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Fri, 20/06/2008 - 12:58
Piss in their wardrobe. A coupla mates reckon this is a sure-fire way to end up single. Although it does ensure hilarity when you tell your friends down the pub,
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Fri, 20/06/2008 - 12:57
"dog is mans best friend"
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Fri, 20/06/2008 - 12:16
Fuck her/his best friend
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Wed, 18/06/2008 - 19:34
on a space hopper
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Wed, 18/06/2008 - 19:34
by bus
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Wed, 18/06/2008 - 16:24
what the cock was that one going to be then?
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Wed, 18/06/2008 - 16:11
This isn't the cock-knocking thread cock-knocker.
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Wed, 18/06/2008 - 13:33
By telling her that her suicide attempt before she met you was just another another way of getting daddy's attention...
Worked for me.
RE: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover — Wed, 18/06/2008 - 12:03
where was the cock-knocking supposed to be in there?
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