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Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 07/08/2006 - 13:46

Wow. Did MTV2 get their face-lift from the same place Burt Reynolds did? Everything looks the same, but now slightly deformed...

ANYWAY. Enough chit chat. I have news.

Returning to a happier bygone age, with better music and worldwide adulation, I'm revisiting my comprehensive tune stash and offering you - the droogs - yet another mix.

You lucky shits.

"Great news!" I hear you chrip, "But V, when can we expect this eargasm and how will we receive it?"

Chill the fuck out, I only just told you about it. It's coming soon and for now, that is as much confirmation you will prise out of me. Rest assured that you peeps will have first dibs though, and I promise to squirt my wholesome airwaves straight down an interweb pipe, directly into your brain nodes, before anyone else.

I'm nostalgic like that.

Set to be released at the usual price of absolutely fuck all, the least you can do is spread it across the information superhighway like some sort of audio jam.

So that is that for now. Other than to mention that key features of this forthcoming release include music and smiling, so it really is for everyone. Unless you are deaf. Or have some sort of facial paralysis.

Christian S'laters for now,

Your friendly neighbourhood Verbalman.

RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Fri, 09/05/2008 - 13:11

Dump.

    RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 28/08/2006 - 15:35

    excellent i still have the david hasselhoff one it used to drive very fast to, in my digger

      RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Tue, 15/08/2006 - 17:53

      How do I listen to this mix?

      I used to be shadowfax by the way.

        RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Tue, 15/08/2006 - 17:53

        How do I listen to this mix?

        I used to be shadowfax by the way.

          RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 14/08/2006 - 17:55

          Well bored?!

          I want to go home. It's far too busy for a monday evening and my night shift has just rung in sick. PAH! I just want beer - free or otherwise.

          Alright Verbs. I'm sure you'll be back at some stage - how goes it in the world of geekmazines?

            RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 14/08/2006 - 16:41

            Excellent. Have fun. I'm well bored now.

              RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 14/08/2006 - 16:40

              i'm prepared to give Reeves a chance in this. it looks like the rotoscopy might actually animate his acting as well as his body.

                RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 14/08/2006 - 16:19

                I'm ok thank you Pink. And you?

                Actually, I'm shooting off in a minute. Going to a pre-screaning of A Scanner Darkly - which looks great but will no doubt be shit what with Keanu "MDF" Reeves in it.

                Still, it's free and there is gratis beer, so I can't grumble.

                  RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 14/08/2006 - 16:09

                  i don't even know what that is. i was wondering why that was their opening gambit.
                  from what i've seen, the review scores given on there are a little off.

                    RE: Konichiwa bitches...  —  Mon, 14/08/2006 - 16:08

                    V! How the flip are you?