Charlotte Crosby Is NOT A Fan Of Diet Pills... Or Boobs
We thought everyone liked boobs. We were wrong…
But what are those things?
Well… boobs, for starters. Specifically, her own.
In a recent interview with Daily Mail Australia, Charlotte admitted that while she's proud of her spanking slimline new body - she's still not happy with her breasticles.
But there's absolutely no chance she'd follow in the footsteps of her co-stars Holly Hagan and Vicky Pattison and go under the knife.
"I don't want boobs. The last thing I want is two giant golf balls on me chest," she said.
"I don't like me boobs. I just wish I didn't have any boobs. So, no I would not consider boob surgery."
But when it comes to a bit of self-enhancement, Charlotte's not saying never.
"Unless, when I was older. I've always said that when I'm at a certain age, like when I'm 50, no actually let's say about 40, I'd get everything," she laughed.
"I want to be like Joan Rivers and look like a crazy plastic surgery lady."
Charlotte went on to dismiss questions about competition between her and her co-stars - all of whom have dropped a lot of weight over the past year.
"Me and Vicky seem to be getting compared to each other a lot lately and everyone is saying it's a competition or it's some battle and it's none of these things," she explained.
"So, no I don't think there's any competition I don't think there's any battle and I'm certainly not annoyed about anything.
"If anything Vicky has inspired me to want to lose weight. When I was still a lot bigger she was always trying to get me to get involved in exercise and I'd be just sat there eating a sausage roll," she added.
Char revealed that she thinks all of the Geordie Shore girls look great, but admitted she's done with weight loss for the moment.
"I am happy where I am now. I wouldn't want to lose any more - I lost two and a half stone... Any more and I'd not be existing," she said, adding that diet pills weren't an option for her.
"I've never tried diet pills in me life. The only vitamins I take are green tea tablets. If anyone were to say to us, 'I'm going to have diet pills,' I would say, 'Why on earth would anyone ever do that?'
"They are really bad for you and massively unhealthy. You've got to do a lot of exercise. Exercise is so important."
Good on you, lass.
Charlotte will return to MTV for the 10th season of Geordie Shore on Tuesday 7th April at 10pm - but first, she's soon due to reunite with old Geordie flame Gary Beadle on Ex On The Beach!