"I'm So Fat!" Chloe Etherington Jumps On The Geordie Shore Diet Bandwagon
Chloe's following in Charlotte, Holly & Vicky's footsteps...
All the Geordie Shore lasses have discovered fitness in a big way over the past year.
And the newest addition to the house is no different.
Despite being one of the teeniest human beings we've ever seen in real life, Chloe Etherington has decided she needs to get into shape, and has given herself six weeks to get rid of her so-called "jelly belly" after overindulging while filming the new series of the show in Greece.
After seeing the slimming success Charlotte Crosby, Holly Hagan and Marnie Simpson have had with dieting and workout regimes, Chloe's giving it a go.
"I really hate my body at the moment and badly need to get back in shape and get rid of my jelly belly," she said.
"I loved filming the new series Geordie Shore in Greece but it was a disaster as far as my diet was concerned.
"My big problem is that I would binge eat late at night after we had been partying. I am terrible when I get mortal. When I am like that, I eat like a man. My favourite is spaghetti bolognese pizza - that is lush. But it works out at about 500 calories a slice and I can easily eat four of them.
"I let myself go during the day, too - I can scoff two roast dinners if I am in the mood."
Spaghetti bolognese pizza? Is that a thing? Really?
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Chloe went on to admit that she not only feels like she's competing with the other Geordie girls, but also her former figure skating self.
"I look at the other girls on Geordie Shore and I think, 'I want a body like them,'" she confessed.
"They are super skinny. Charlotte has got a lovely figure - it is amazing what she has achieved. Holly is lush - she curvy but slim at the same time and she is a great advert for getting your boobs done. Marnie has curves too but she is not too skinny and not too fat - she is perfect.
"I'm worried that we will go away somewhere hot with Geordie Shore and I will look so fat compared to the other girls.
"I look at the pictures of me when I was skating and that is how I want to be - slim and beautiful.
"I know from Charlotte, Holly and Marnie that you have really got to knuckle down if you want to lose weight. I've been taking Forza's Raspberry K2s, which were recommended by my trainer, I'm going to be exercising five times a week and cutting out a lot of the rubbish I used to eat."
We don't think there's anything wrong with you, pet, but we wish you the best of luck.
Mostly, though, we're looking forward to seeing Season 11 after Chloe promised: "It is the best series yet - and the most explosive."
Geordie Shore returns to MTV later this year.
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Images provided by Forza Supplements/Mike Cohen