14 Things That Would Most Def Happen If Chloe Ferry Hit The Celebrity Big Brother 2017 House

Never has there been a moment in life where we wanted rumours of something to be true. It's going around town that Geordie Shore's Chloe Ferry is packing as we speak to head into the Celebrity Big Brother 2017 house and we are DYING.

And for those of you who may not know her as intimately as we do, here are a few things you can expect from the Geordie lass...

1. She’ll go in wearing a chicken nugget-covered dress...

Couple of Maccy D share boxes and some Pritt Stick and you're winning.

2. She’ll get black-outdrunk the first night...

Meh, she'll be black out drunk before she even goes in tbh.

3. She’ll run into the glass doors...

Probs more than once. And it will be everything.

4. She’ll get her skinny dip on...

Yasss gurl.

5. Big Brother will have to subtitle her more than once…

Howay you radgies, that’s pure class like.

6. She’ll fancy Jamie over Calum…

Because she loves a baby face y'all.

7. ...And there's a chance she will make her move...

Get some!

8. If someone annoys her, she'll kick right off...

Good luck Austin.

9. She'll try and give Angie a Geordie makeover...

A la Charlotte Crosby and Carol McGiffin.

10. She's no stranger to bucking on TV...

CBB got nothing on the shag pad.

11. She'll keep the housemates entertained...

Perhaps with a Chloe-made slipe 'n slide.

12. She'll talk endlessly about her love for The Kardashians...

PLEASE LET RAY J COME BACK IN.

13. She'll have a fight with some garden shrubbery...

That bush is a real pill you know.

14. Angie will be livid at her diet...

Kebabs and chicken 4lyf.

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