What would you wantfor your birthday if you were Geordie Shore lass Chloe Ferry? Maybe another Range Rover, or a second home in the countryside?

It might surprise you that Chloe is actually after something pretty damn modest for her big 23rd, however, Sam Gowland has other ideas.

Hit play on the video to watch Chloe Ferry reveal the one thing she wants for her birthday as Sam Gowland tells us what she's actually getting...

Aww Chlo, we're sure a birthday treat as simple as a cake can be arranged for you.

But it looks like party pooper Sam has got other ideas for her, as he makes clear in the video she'll be getting precisely "f**k all" for her big day.

Now something tells us Sam is telling porkies, as he's gonna wanna go big if he plans on topping Chloe's gifts on his recent bday.

“Been spoilt for my birthday ‪@Chloe_GShore has took me to Marbella for the week surprised me with a Louis Vuitton bag and as we go home tomorrow she has just told me I might as well keep me case packed cos she’s taking me back on holiday on Wednesday to meet my best mate," Sam tweeted following his 23rd earlier this month.

A holiday, a Louis Vuitton bag AND a second surprise holiday - phew!

It looks like Sam has got his work cut out for him if he wants to come close to Chloe's gift giving.

And better get it sorted sharpish, 'cause it's Chloe's birthday TOMORROW and that girl is already buzzing.

Enjoy your last day of being 22, Chlo!

Now hit play on the video to watch the moment Chloe Ferry surprised Sam Gowland with his seriously expensive birthday present...