Human Dorito Chris Evans & Chris Hemsworth Have The Best Time Of Their Lives Eating Doritos
Human Dorito should be a new Avenger. Just sayin’.
Ever since the depths of Tumblr discovered that Chris Evans has the shoulder to waist ratio of an actual Dorito, other worldly facts haven’t seemed to matter quite as much.
There are a LOT of emotions going on in this video. From Chris first feeling a bit dejected by his new name…
To completely embracing it once that bag of Cool Ranch caught his eye.
Suddenly, Chris Hemsworth’s feelings are hurt. Um, sorry Thor but not everything’s about you.
Still, that doesn’t stop him participating in some excellent innuendo.
Like an absolute PRO.
The Human Dorito wins again. Cool Ranch literally solves any problem in the world – who even needs the Avengers?