From John Legend To Sophia The Robot: 10 Times Chrissy Teigen's Twitter Account Was A Goldmine Of Insults
"You complete witch."
It’s a well-known fact that Chrissy Teigen has a collection of brutal insults tucked up her sleeve that could reduce a grown adult to tears.
Whether it's John Legend, Sophia the robot, or just a commonplace troll in the firing line, there’s literally nobody out there who gets a free pass from her grade A savagery.
On a related note, let's get checking out a bunch of times Chrissy Teigen absolutely owned the internet...
When she publicly shamed a "dumbass" comment about her ass
Sounding like she might actually slip into a coma out of sheer boredom, Chrissy put a troll on blast for asking questions about the size of her ass in relation to a medium-sized turkey. Creative.
When she basically passed the bar in the space of three tweets
Remember that time she used calm and cool logic to shut down someone who claimed she had zero class? Iconic.
That time she went in on Forever 21
Recalling the moment she reportedly lost her job at the company for “being fat,” Chrissy went on to brand the people behind the decision “a bunch of assholes.”
When she brought her husband down a notch or two
Note to self: Describing someone as being “okay” is 100x more passive-aggressive than tearing them to shreds.
When she branded someone a “complete witch” for their IVF comments
Again, proof that you don’t need to pull out the expletives to land a powerful punch.
When she wondered what it must be like to be eternally miserable
Because who actually has time in their day to fire off bitchy comments about other people’s parenting skills?
When she went in on a robot's shoddy make-up skills
The pair have apparently formed a friendship, but here's hoping Sophia and her smudged eyeliner never gain full sentience and plot their revenge.
When she publicised her true feelings for John Legend
Is the love even real if you're not constantly searching for new and inventive ways to insult them? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When she kept her clapbacks short and sweet
Because why bother tying yourself in knots with elaborate remarks when you can just tell someone to shut up? Simple and effective.
When she had absolutely no time for needless capitalisation
Overlooking the weird stylisation, telling Chrissy to sit around and "look pretty without speaking” was always going to have a pretty piss-poor success rate.
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