The World At Coachella Vs Us In Real Life

We're pretty at peace with how much better Celebsville have it than us, but it's that time of year again where they've gotta rub it in our not-at-Coachella-faces. Yeah, cheers Hollywood.

FML.

1. The hair

Kylie Jenner looked like a beautiful rainbow braided hair princess:

Our frizz threatened to suffocate us and our entire family. IT’S APRIL, IT’S NOT EVEN HUMID:

2. The casual Coachella 'bumping into' a friend:

How are Vanessa Hudgens and Emily Ratajkowski even mates?! Was it a Zefron intro?:

No Aunt Carol, this isn't a coincidence, you're in our house. And no we don't want to cross stitch with you:

3. The clothes

Kendall Jenner looked like this in the sunshine:

If the sun was up, we looked like this. It's a sort of hobo-chic, you wouldn't get it:

4. The weather

The Palm Springs weather was beyond beaut:

The UK? Not so much:

5. The make-up

Bella Hadid had Kylie Jenner touch up her make-up. Casual. ALL WE WANT IS ONE PERPETUALLY SOLD OUT CANDY K, KYLIE:

We tried clown contouring for the first time. Uuuummmmmm, it wasn't great:

6. The music

Tay Swift and her sweet new 'Bleachella' do’ shook it to her fit boyf Calvin Harris and Queen Ri-Ri:

We had to listen to our cousin Barry’s violin recital. Relax yourself Baz, it's Grade 1, let's be real.

7. The dancing

Bella Thorne looked like a Victoria's Secret Angel, dancing the eve away:

While we practised our best sexy bedroom dance moves to impress our brother's flatmate, Tim:

8. The transport

Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee grabbed a swanky private jet with their mates:

Dear Uber gods, please reverse our Uber ban for our hideously low score. We won't spill Macdonald's on the seats anymore, we swear:

9. The recovery

Shay Mitchell sunned her impossibly amazing body post-Chella:

We tried to nurse our Sunday fear while attempting to figure out what happened the night before...

So thank you VERY much Coachella for our now current mood:

SMH.