The World At Coachella Vs Us In Real Life

It turns out our weekend wasn't quite as bomb as Coachella...

Saturday, April 23, 2016 - 12:50

We're pretty at peace with how much better Celebsville have it than us, but it's that time of year again where they've gotta rub it in our not-at-Coachella-faces. Yeah, cheers Hollywood.

FML.

1. The hair

Kylie Jenner looked like a beautiful rainbow braided hair princess:

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Our frizz threatened to suffocate us and our entire family. IT’S APRIL, IT’S NOT EVEN HUMID:

2. The casual Coachella 'bumping into' a friend:

How are Vanessa Hudgens and Emily Ratajkowski even mates?! Was it a Zefron intro?:

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No Aunt Carol, this isn't a coincidence, you're in our house. And no we don't want to cross stitch with you:

3. The clothes

Kendall Jenner looked like this in the sunshine:

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If the sun was up, we looked like this. It's a sort of hobo-chic, you wouldn't get it:

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4. The weather

The Palm Springs weather was beyond beaut:

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The UK? Not so much:

5. The make-up

Bella Hadid had Kylie Jenner touch up her make-up. Casual. ALL WE WANT IS ONE PERPETUALLY SOLD OUT CANDY K, KYLIE:

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We tried clown contouring for the first time. Uuuummmmmm, it wasn't great:

6. The music

Tay Swift and her sweet new 'Bleachella' do’ shook it to her fit boyf Calvin Harris and Queen Ri-Ri:

We had to listen to our cousin Barry’s violin recital. Relax yourself Baz, it's Grade 1, let's be real.

7. The dancing

Bella Thorne looked like a Victoria's Secret Angel, dancing the eve away:

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While we practised our best sexy bedroom dance moves to impress our brother's flatmate, Tim:

8. The transport

Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee grabbed a swanky private jet with their mates:

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Dear Uber gods, please reverse our Uber ban for our hideously low score. We won't spill Macdonald's on the seats anymore, we swear:

9. The recovery

Shay Mitchell sunned her impossibly amazing body post-Chella:

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We tried to nurse our Sunday fear while attempting to figure out what happened the night before...

So thank you VERY much Coachella for our now current mood:

SMH.

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Shay Mitchell was already dancing before she even got through the festival gates...

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Which isn't too surprising when you see the gorgeous house she was staying at for the weekend!

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Naturally, she was all over the ripped denim shorts and beachy hair vibes.

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Troian Bellisario decided to switch things up with a jazzy wig for Day One of the festivities.

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But she soon turned up the glamour when the time was right.

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To be honest, it looks like she was having a pretty incredible time.

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The amount of outfit changes she pulled off in a single weekend was actually very impressive.

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Tropical crop top and oversized sunglasses? Check.

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She even went for the fake septum piercing. Teach us your ways, Troi.

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Tyler Blackburn couldn't have looked more hipster if he tried (and boy, he really tried).

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But hey, who's complaining when he provided us with pictures like ~this~?

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Ashley Benson was the ultimate bikini babe in her own Instagram shots.

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And it's safe to say her style was on point too. We're seriously pining for that star print dress.

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Sadly, Lucy Hale couldn't be there to join in on the fun - but at least she managed to make herself a pretty epic flower crown.

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