Coca-Cola Are Going To Start Making Milk Because We Don't Know Why
Fairlife milk will go on sale in the States next year...
In a bid to conquer the world one household brand at a time, life owning conglomerate Coca-Cola have announced that they will be starting to produce milk as of next month.
The new brand, entitled ‘Fairlife’ will cost double as much one would pay on average for a jug of milk in the States. It will apparently contain less sugar, more protein and no lactose whatsoever.
After Coke started making that overly fizzy green stuff that seems to be discounted in ever supermarket in England, we’ll see how successful this expensive, sugar-free milk does. If it makes our cereal fizzy, we want no part of it.
We're also really hoping that Fairlife won't be anything like this: