Thursday: Pop Shots
Coldplay are getting cosy while Peter Andre and Jordan unleash unrepentant horror into the world...
Despite reports that there were growing rifts within the band, The Sun seems to think that Coldplay have never been closer and are currently getting ready to shack up in a plush Hampstead Headquarters.
For most bands this would be an excuse to install a beer fridge the size of a small whale, strike up a deal with the local pizza place and crank up the stereo for long nights of debauched rocknroll hedonism! With vegetarian Coldplay living next door to you, however, youd be more worried about the noise of screaming kids as the band bring four bawling babies between them.
Hard living rock stars arent dead though, as Tom Chaplin from Keane will testify. Though he may look like a little cherub, the 27 year old front man has admitted to a 1000 a week cocaine addiction. A source close to Keane told the Mirror today: Tom has had a serious problem and to suggest otherwise is ludicrous!
Ahh, so, who's denying it? Well, Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno has claimed that Chaplains move into rehab was a stunt to change his good boy image, while Zutons lead Dave McCabe said that anyone who goes into rehab over coke is a bit of a k**b! Hmmm, not sure about that one Dave, maybe a quick look at Daniella Westbrooks nose might change your mind
If anything's going to drive a person to drugs though it would be Peter Andre and Jordans latest version of 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin. Dubbed 'A Whole New World of Pain' the track really does have to be heard to be believed. The couples legal team have claimed the tune doing the rounds on the net is a spoof, though its worth tracking it down anyway - jsut for a laugh...
And finally, ex Spice Girl Mel B is reported to be having Eddie Murpheys baby! Though there is no official comment from either camp, Scary Spice was apparently gushing about her impending birth at hip Hollywood lingerie boutique Le Bra. According to reports in the US she went on to spend nearly $5000 on chic Eres Underwear " so she and Mr Murphy can still have a little bit of fun!